The teachers and everyone else make Splash N’ Dash sound amazing and fun… But us students know better.
Im not the only one that hates this cursed event, so when I say BEWARE of it, you’d better take me seriously.
Splash N’ Dash make you swim laps in a crowded, small pool, and in shallow end so it’s just cruel, and then you are forced to run around for what feels like years. And the teachers just sit there, grinning, as if enjoying watching us suffer.
And afterwards, we are given crappy snacks, which are almost tasteless. That’s our reward, and a non-shiny medal. That’s just sad, okay?